My town is hosting a “Kid’s Fitness Zombie Chase.”  

What: Kids will run from the Jacksonville Veteran’s Memorial Arena to Everbank Stadium and back….less than one mile. During the run, slow moving zombies will attempt to catch up to the runners and gently place a sticker on the runner’s back. The winners will be the participants that finish with NO MORE than five stickers on his/her back! Medals will be given to all of these finishers. IT WILL BE LIKE BEING IN A BIG ZOMBIE VIDEO GAME!!!

Should I dress up as a zombie to go chase down little kids? I want to but what if they dodge and weave and I trip on my tattered clothes and slip in someones fake blood and then get trampled and then get turned into a real zombie?

I think about things like this to much.

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